Elli, the Reluctant Pornstar

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 06:00:50 GMT

23:21 oooo I got a Google #Wave invite! How exciting! #

23:24 @xpl0r i will share once I get some invites. I just activated the invite now, so i don't have any invites to give out yet. #

09:04 I got 87 wpm after only one cup of coffee! I must say I impressed myself a bit :) bit.ly/42Beqk #

09:42 Too Cool Link of the Day: bit.ly/2J1A7a #

10:27 Amazing link of the Day: bit.ly/2Av5bC #

11:15 Wow! So far all my Craigslist sales of computer parts (and one camera lens) has made $735! Holy moly! #

11:47 @BornRandy A Cutlass? Those are classic cars :) #

12:15 @BornRandy ahh, ok. Around here kids like the Civics, Skylines, and Lancers/Evos. It's older guys who like restoring the Cutlasses. #

12:21 omg Stewart "does" Glenn Beck bit.ly/x5mRt #

12:25 @Bo rnRandy hehe very, very true! Watch out for those pink $50's :) #

13:52 @DjTranspose hey thanks DJ! :) #

14:10 Rendering my second to last video file whew! #

15:12 SO horny today. Too busy to do anything about it :( :( #

16:15 @geraldsaunders Because he's BATMAN. duh :) #

16:58 hmm tummy starting to get grumbly #

16:58 Can't believe I've been in this chair since 9am #

17:00 @ItsJustRobert oh the update was just one thing on the list today! It's still rendering, though :) Man might cook tonight, we shall see! #

17:32 @Skribbles505 Gotta love the elephant fruits :) #

17:52 holy *bleep* Asus your driver download servers are SLOW #

18:14 I've been drinking water and tea like a mad woman and my skin is still so dry :( #

18:20 @dylan_greene Thanks Dylan! #

19:26 @happy_soul2009 Thanks, I'll give that a try! #

19:26 @I_am_Cliff yeah, I know! Hey, I *still* haven't got any emails from you. What addy are yo usending to? #

19:33 @_Baylink You do have a fricken good point :) #

21:34 Tofu curry turned out tasty tonight! #

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New Elli Oral Sex Video: Moisturize Me!

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:27:37 GMT

Moisturize Me! (15 minutes)
(.mp4 in widescreen format 960x544) and
(.wmv in widescreen format 625x360)

I've been asked how I keep my skin so smooth and healthy looking -- well, here's how! I make sure I moisturize it with a very special (and sexy) cream! I'm ready for my daily rubdown! Would you let me pump and suck your cock until I get what I need??

Click here to watch the sexy sample!

Click HERE to get INSTANT ACCESS and enjoy every slurpy second of this new Oral Blowjob and Handjob Video at my site at ElliNude.com!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:00:46 GMT

22:07 @KattPackAllDay That is for damn sure! Keep on doing what you do, Katt! #

08:39 Gooooooood morning! It's a blustery day in Vancouver today! #

10:52 RT @TheOnion: [video] Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus ow.ly/15ZEGA #

11:16 @DreamnetFaith69 Mine totally does that! Silly papers! #

16:24 @DreamnetRob Thank goodness no! I live far enough out of town to av oid that madness, I hope #

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Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:01:24 GMT

22:17 @_Baylink they totally are! #

22:38 @_Baylink haha no kidding? wow. Just came into a screaming fast Dimension 9200 that someone sold for $150. Almost bought it myself :) #

23:36 curled up in bed with "planet of slums" and CBC 2 #

12:26 Ball class was really good today! I feel very worked out :) #

15:02 @BornRandy Wow, that's very cool! They sure do look happy :) #

19:08 @RebeccasOffice awww hope you feel better soon! #

21:39 still working my videos and photos that I shot in the last two months... feels good to have stuff "in the bank" so to speak :) #

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More Craigslisting

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:13:23 GMT

I guess Craigslisting is a verb. Oh well, it is now! :)

Still purging our gobs of extra computer parts. So far we've made over $500 on just dumping old motherboards, drives, cases, etc. It feels so good to purge, you know. Almost like there's a weight off my shoulders. I'd ideally like to get down to just what we are currently using, with a few "just in case" parts. No more saying, "I'll keep it because someday I might know somebody who might need it."

I'm looking forward to my trip on Sunday down to San Francisco. I'm going to a little business gathering that is usually quite relaxed and enjoyable. Back home on Wednesday, then OFF on the 17th on my annual sojourn down south to Puerto Vallarta. I can't wait! Woot! Now the key is to stay healthy until then. Three plane rides during flu season will not be fun. :(

So we've been loading up on our vitamins and fruits and veg. Today we had salmon sandwiches for lunch, and tonight I made a vegetarian fettuccine with zucchini, tomatoes, red onion, and mushrooms. I've been taking Michael Pollan's suggestion to heart, and even wrote it (paraphrased) on the white board on my fridge:

"Eat real food,
mostly plants,
and not too much."

It makes sense, and it's easy to repeat in my head when I'm feeling snacky and craving carbs. He advises not to eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food, which is right in line with my own desire to not let scientists and marketers do my cooking for me. He doesn't necessarily advocate giving up meat entirely, which I would not do. Instead, I change the ratio of meat to plants, which is really quite easy.

Live long and prosper, everyone!

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:00:35 GMT

14:31 ok, I fell ultra feminine now that I managed to grow my nails again. But they're sooo annoying :( #

15:08 @BornRandy yeah I hate the glue-ons. They are too painful #

15:32 holy Arctic Circle, it's cold today! #

15:39 @DreamnetRob yikes! I'm glad it's not that hot, for sure! #

17:03 Shopping for my man's Christmas prezzie... #

19:57 Made pumpkin muffins to share with my n eighbours upstairs1 #

20:40 Very interesting quick compare-contrast of the top 5 health insurance methods in the world: bit.ly/1zd9Vt #

20:59 Wishing I could listen to Internet radio right now, but don't want to stress my PC while it's rendering video. #

21:36 @BornRandy I hate that!! I have a stopwatch that sometimes gets set to ALARM mode and it's buried in a box somewhere but I can still hear it #

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Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:00:33 GMT

09:31 Good morning, world! #

13:03 RT @BazDeas: 40 New Useful Web Development Tools and Resources — bit.ly/45rQyC #

18:52 RT @Tatuaje1: I understand why wineries use fake corks, & screw tops, but I still get alot of pleasure out of uncorking a real cork #

21:49 mmmmmm chocolate ice cream with Amarula dripped over it... #

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Flobots - Handlebars

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:34:30 GMT

Loving this song!

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:00:36 GMT

16:49 Watched 28 Days Later with my honey last night. I love that movie!! #

16:51 Tasty Tidbit for the Day: Ctrl + F11 lets you do a factory restore on a Dell. #

17:15 PCDecrapifier rocks so much! #

17:16 A peek at today's video update at ElliNude.com! Warning! NOT safe for work! But you weren't working, were you? twitpic.com/ny4x6 #

17:16 @dianecallaway No, it's a really good zombie - apocalypse kind of movie. Has Danny Boyle in it. :) #

17:20 @dianecallaway yeah it's a great movie. Way better than the sequel. #

17:22 @dianecallaway no, thank god! :) It's about 9C here right now. #

17:23 @dianecallaway oh The Spirit? Yeah i've heard really mixed reviews about that one. Haven't seen BB yet, but want to! #

17:25 @dianecallaway I've seen it only a few times in my life. The city is too bright usually, I think. #

17:27 @dianecallaway hehe that's the way to do it :) Aren't the Walmart versions edited, though? #

17:28 @dianecallaway oh ok, that is good to know! :) Did you have a fun halloween? #

17:32 @dianecallaway hehe yeah no drama is best :) We stayed in, which made a couple friends pissy, but you can't please everybody! :) #

17:36 @dianecallaway definitely very fun :) #

17:55 pork c hops with apples and onions! #

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Elli's Flickr Fun: The Langdale Ferry

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:04:11 GMT

Langdale Ferry, originally uploaded by Canadian Elligirl.

If you've ever wondered what the Landale Ferry terminal looks like at Gibsons on the Sunshine Coast of BC, wonder no longer! :) Those are the Coast Mountains you can see in the background. They're spectacular and scary. You don't *have* to take a ferry to get back to the mainland, but the road will take you a good three or four days and requires full 4x4 capabilities and BYOJC (Bring Your Own Jerry Can.) So most people take the ferry, since it's only a 45 minute ride. :)

I love visiting the Sunshine Coast. It's so beautiful up there. Lots of wildlife still, and lots of wild spaces. The people who live there full time are a bit kooky, but they have to be. There's not much of a local economy other than tourism, so most full timers are either retired or very rich, with a bunch of hippies in between. I would live up there if I could, but it's not really in the cards. I think a lot of people say that.

Can't wait for my next trip back...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 05:00:45 GMT

22:24 brr the wind is a-whistlin' through the chimney tonight! #

12:26 What a sunny fall day! Can't wait to get outside! My morning omelet is sitting warm in my tummy #

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Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:00:58 GMT

23:49 batch processing the last of my as-yet-unposted updates #

09:50 Today is busy busy! Wondering if I have time to stop by TradEx to check out Canada's largest dog show tomorrow. #

16:48 Will the US actually get it's Health Care Public Option?? bit.ly/4iWBco #

16:49 It's not a "b-line," people. It's a "bee line." Much like "as the crow flies." A "b-line" is a train route. Figure it out! #

17:00 I am chewing an ooey, gooey caramel. mmmmm heaven #

17:57 Making a new video called "Moisturize Me." Can you guess my cream of choice? :) Third reply gets a PRIZE!! #

18:01 @galderweather Hm, did I say third reply or third correct reply? this could get interesting! #

18:07 @I_am_Cliff HAH you got it! You win! Shoot me an email :) are you a current member? #

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Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:00:44 GMT

23:28 holy it's raining cats and buckets out there!! #

23:50 nighty night, twitterati! #

16:10 @BazDeas You wouldn't believe how many people still bother typing in the www #

16:11 @DreamnetRob bit.ly/3nZH1H thought you might like this :) #

16:19 @DreamnetRob try it on Dawn, see what you can get ;) #

16:19 @Tatuaje1 Aww get better soon! (Psssst Gatorade won't help) #

16:21 @Tatuaje1 watch out for the gobs of extra calories in gatorade. It's more likely to just give you a sugar rush/crash. Tea is better :) #

19:32 Whipped up a rose sauce out of a can of stewed tomatoes, black olives, a shallot, garlic, butter,cream, herbs. Yum! #

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Happy Hallowe'eny Update at ElliNude.com! NSFW!!

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:23:18 GMT

Anime Elli vs. The Evil Tentacle!!!

Anime Elli had to use the best of her super powers to fight the Evil Tentacle! She seized it, but couldn't stop it from plunging into her mouth! Then it jumped down her bra! Quickly Elli undressed to remove the dastardly dildo! Just as she almost had it in her clutches, it dove into her sheer pink panties!! Is this the end of our hero? Or can she win against the Evil Tentacle and live to fight another day?? Tune in closely for the stunning conclusion!!

**Over 60 high quality photos in this series!!*

Cum watch Anime Elli's SEXY Adventures with the Dastardly Dildo!
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**My UNCENSORED PHOTOS are all fully downloadable to your computer in complete zip files.
They come in both a standard web size (1024 px on the longest side) and super high resolution (approx 3800 px on the longest side.)**

~ Elli
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Goodnight, World!

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:53:10 GMT

It's late and my eyes are sooo dried out from sitting at this computer for far too long. I hope your day has gone well and I am looking forward to getting a new chair tomorrow. A comfy chair!

A comfy chair??

Yes, the comfy chair!!

Ahhh.. Happy Birthday, Monty Python :)

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:00:37 GMT

10:36 aw shitty deal. Ball class teacher called in sick this morning so no class and I didn't bring a heavy enough jacket to go walking. #

11:03 @blakespot It's a fitness class with weights, tension bands, exercise balls, and step all together :) #

11:05 @terri2fit hahah I totally should! :) #

11:12 @terri2fit If I had batteries, then the sex toys wouldn't be in my backpack for long ;) #

17:51 Does anyone else think the "we Bel ieve" Vancouver 2010 Olympics tv spots are incredibly blah? sigh. #

18:50 @I_am_Cliff Oh I wanted to see that one! #

18:59 @I_am_Cliff I don't get the channel, unfortunately. So I'm just sad all around! #

21:01 @DjeeKiPet Can yo uresend? I got all caught up on my emails yesterday and didn't find anything from you :( #

21:45 What religion is best for you? Find out today! bit.ly/r1FnH #

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Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:00:28 GMT

22:02 @TheDren But they don't know it's ME me. It's just somebody with a pc part for sale! #

22:05 @TheDren True, true. It's just frustrating. No, I won't drive 45 minutes across town because you don't have a car and won't take the bus. #

22:39 @poindexter1812 Hey Chuck! I hope your'e having a good week! *hugs* #

23:08 @Trevrep81 Well I would hope so! But no, no offer for tips! :) #

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Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:00:52 GMT

00:00 nighty nighty, Twitterland! #

11:19 Cue the sad music -- Today Geocities is turned off for good! #

11:55 @jackloomes An old free webhost that let people create their own MySpace style (ie: annoying) websites. #

12:50 nomming some lunch as I catch up on some news #

13:01 VERY Cool: IBM makes iPhone app for tracking the origins of your food through barcodes: bit.ly/31mDuQ #

13:59 Ca pturing all my video from last week's adventures! #

14:47 @DjeeKiPet If it's a quick question, you can twitter me. If you'd like to discuss something else, my gmail email works great :) #

15:14 Think I'm going to make butter chicken tonight. #

15:18 @GadgetVirtuoso It's Indian, silly! Chicken Makhani :) #

15:18 @rvink I do! Let me find it! #

15:43 hmm my first sourdo ugh loaf from my starter turned out dense, but tasty! #

15:44 @geraldsaunders Congratulations on the new distribution! #

16:09 @rvink bit.ly/2Y9tYP this is the one I use and it's pretty easy to make nice :) #

21:55 what is with Craigslisters wanting me to DELIVER a $10 pc part? If you want it that bad, you can come and get it! #

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Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:00:39 GMT

11:52 Mmmm pancakes #

19:01 Husband up for adoption! Come on, ladies! Have a heart :) #

19:01 bit.ly/EDHAH #

19:01 @ijordan44 no, I don't have an iphone :) #

19:48 twitpic.com/mz89u Cum check out Anime Elli in tonight's ElliNude.com update! :) #

20:13 @TheDren You shouldn't let your womenfolk use the Internet unsupervised :) #

20:15 @TheDren A beer a day? My man gets a couple a week! You're a lucky one :) #

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Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:00:39 GMT

12:38 Alrighty! Back on track! The Coast was lovely and shooting was fun, but I'm back to real life now #

12:39 @mjkal I update every Sunday, so I haven't missed anything on my site :) #

12:41 @wbahner Hey thanks! :) #

14:07 trying to eat at least one piece of fruit a day. Why did I have to pick such a huge apple?? #

17:41 processing processing... #

17:57 twitpic.com/mtgfz One of the pics I shot this week at the beautiful place we rented! #

18:00 @dianecallaway Aww thank you Diane!! #

18:00 @cowboybubba THanks bubba! :) #

18:00 @wbahner I can always count on you for a kind word :) #

19:03 pork cutlets are frying now, almost ready to make my oyster mushroom sauce #

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Elli Update

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:14:08 GMT

This past week FLEW by, much like the snow geese who have been passing through on their way south en masse. They're very loud, you know. They don't seem to poop as much as Canadian Geese, though. Weird, eh?

So this past week I took a wee trip to a location to get some shoots and videos done. The location turned out just beautiful and I can't wait to share the results with fans on my site at ElliNude.com. I'm *that* pleased with it. Yay! I find it's a lot easier to shoot in someone else's house than in my own. My own is just so cluttered with my own life stuff, and just doesn't seem attractive to me, much less sexy. Sure, I'll still do the odd update in my own digs, but for now I prefer to do my posing elsewhere.

Tomorrow I will do my ElliNude.com update with new photos. You've been warned! :)

Monday is busy day what with the gym and trying to get caught up with everything. Tuesday is bookkeeping day and dinner with friends. Wednesday is getting my old car fixed to be ready for sale (it has a steering knuckle recall problem that is not actually a recall but a "do it yourself" call.) Thursday is work day and a family birthday. Friday is gym and more work and possibly dinner with friends. Whew!

When does this crazy world slow down?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:03:52 GMT

21:41 No tv, no internet, what to do?? #

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Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:03:33 GMT

22:37 White Spot for dinner... sigh #

23:37 Cruising ebay for my man's birthday prezzie... #

23:58 HAH I just grabbed two domains that are awesome. Now what to do with them? #

00:18 @SilverKiro Hmmmm they don't quite work as fan sites... they're a little off topic :) #

00:31 @SilverKiro hahah why would i have an English accent? I'm Canadian! :) #

00:31 Counting how many of RT's 100 Worst Movies in the Last 10 Years I've Seen! bit.ly/1ZKKwj #

00:36 I've seen 11 of them (see previous tweet). And yes, Ballistic deserves to be in the top 10, for sure!! #

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Away on a shoot trip!

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:18:31 GMT

I'm heading out of town on a shooting adventure, and this place has no internet (huzzah? I know!) So I'll be AFK until Thursday evening. If you have any pressing matters with my site, please email dreamnet support. You can find the email addy on the main Dreamnet.com webpage. If you just want to say "Hey Elli, I'll water your plants for you," then you can email me as per usual at elligirl@gmail.com :)

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 05:03:15 GMT

11:46 Working on today's ElliNude.com update! #

11:58 Who likes a curvy woman in a tight skirt walking up stairs? twitpic.com/m102n #

13:29 There! My brand new sexy video is online at my site at #ElliNude.com! If you need a titillating Sunday afternoon, I suggest you check it out #

13:54 mmm naan bread with tofu keema for lunch. Curry leftovers are always better! #

16:19 @_Baylink Curry leftovers are better than curry the first night :) #

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