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The Fatal Causes of Masturabation

  • May. 4th, 2008 at 6:05 PM
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I just thought I would share this Public Service Announcement regarding Masturbation, circa 1844. Please beware!

Comments

[info]bosbullterrier wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 01:25 am (UTC)
Superb! A case for more fellatio if I ever heard one. I will instruct my wife that it's a medical necessity. ;)
[info]koop12_7 wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 01:28 am (UTC)
OMG I'm at panel six! Oh, wait it took me 67 years to get there! It's been worth the trip! LOL
[info]hitferret wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 02:41 am (UTC)
Huh... I must be doing it wrong. I've been masturbating for a lot longer than 17 years, and (knock on wood) I haven't seen any of those symptoms. Well, aside from being my mother's hope!

:)
[info]shadowcrafter wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 02:48 am (UTC)
THANK YOU
WOW, I didnt know.
I'm SOOOO glad you copied this here.

Thank goodness we are able to protect ourselves from this evil.

I just don't really understand why I have not developed any of these symptoms.

I do agree as noted above, that more fellation and just plain fun sex might help me avoid all these terrible sickness results.

Anyway, again, THANKS
[info]kcram3500 wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 03:20 am (UTC)
Everything killed you in the mid-1800s. Life expectancy back then was all of 30-35 years (Google knows everything). Today, we have things like lubricant that eliminate the fatal hand-to-genitalia friction that killed these unsuspecting folks 164 years ago :)
[info]timtwoface wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 05:54 am (UTC)
Oh dear. To think this stuff was believed was beyond me. Silly Catholic countries. :p
(Anonymous) wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 10:31 am (UTC)
Help
Help, I need one of you ladies to save me from this horrible fate.
another case of being single can be deadly
[info]marc_breaker wrote:
May. 5th, 2008 12:24 pm (UTC)
Gods response.
See what He actually said. It's cute.

Marc
[info]elmnopo wrote:
May. 7th, 2008 06:24 am (UTC)
HA, that's cute.

BTW, I found this via usemycomputer.com
[info]elligirl wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 05:33 pm (UTC)
Did you now? that is uber interesting.. I will have to find out what they're doing!