The Fatal Causes of Masturabation

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The Fatal Causes of Masturabation

May. 4th, 2008 at 6:05 PM

I just thought I would share this Public Service Announcement regarding Masturbation, circa 1844. Please beware!

Mood: amused

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bosbullterrier wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 01:25 am (UTC)

Superb! A case for more fellatio if I ever heard one. I will instruct my wife that it's a medical necessity. ;)

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koop12_7 wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 01:28 am (UTC)

OMG I'm at panel six! Oh, wait it took me 67 years to get there! It's been worth the trip! LOL

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hitferret wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 02:41 am (UTC)

Huh... I must be doing it wrong. I've been masturbating for a lot longer than 17 years, and (knock on wood) I haven't seen any of those symptoms. Well, aside from being my mother's hope!

:)

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shadowcrafter wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 02:48 am (UTC)

THANK YOU

WOW, I didnt know.
I'm SOOOO glad you copied this here.

Thank goodness we are able to protect ourselves from this evil.

I just don't really understand why I have not developed any of these symptoms.

I do agree as noted above, that more fellation and just plain fun sex might help me avoid all these terrible sickness results.

Anyway, again, THANKS

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kcram3500 wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 03:20 am (UTC)

Everything killed you in the mid-1800s. Life expectancy back then was all of 30-35 years (Google knows everything). Today, we have things like lubricant that eliminate the fatal hand-to-genitalia friction that killed these unsuspecting folks 164 years ago :)

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