Huh... I must be doing it wrong. I've been masturbating for a lot longer than 17 years, and (knock on wood) I haven't seen any of those symptoms. Well, aside from being my mother's hope!
Everything killed you in the mid-1800s. Life expectancy back then was all of 30-35 years (Google knows everything). Today, we have things like lubricant that eliminate the fatal hand-to-genitalia friction that killed these unsuspecting folks 164 years ago :)
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I'm SOOOO glad you copied this here.
Thank goodness we are able to protect ourselves from this evil.
I just don't really understand why I have not developed any of these symptoms.
I do agree as noted above, that more fellation and just plain fun sex might help me avoid all these terrible sickness results.
Anyway, again, THANKS
another case of being single can be deadly
Marc
BTW, I found this via usemycomputer.com